*Race of creature reaches full maturity at 2 yrs and rarely lives to see 20*
“This character is six years old and-”
“AAAAH! Under age! No porn allowed!”
*Race of creature is basically an infant until 50*
“This child is 35.”
“That’s fine. Smut away!”
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
Owned
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
Are we not mentioning that Spiderman is strong enough to lift a city bus over his head (10 tonnes) while Natasha would struggle to pick up a Vespa (350 lbs)? You can’t really compare a super-powered kid with a skilled but otherwise ordinary person and cry “equality”.
But if it’ll make you feel better, just think about Jessica Jones tossing Clint Barton around like a toddler with a rag doll.
please everyone take this quiz it’s so important
my gender is VENDING MACHINE
Your gender is: THE ANGEL RAMIEL FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
Your gender is: THE MONOLITH FROM 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
Your gender is: EGG
Your gender is: FINE
Your gender is: DOGE
Your gender is: THREE (Your gender is the natural number following 2 and preceding 4. It is prime.)
I am an Egg.
My gender is Cave.
If the Gideons are allowed to leave bibles in every hotel room, I should be allowed to leave dildos.
Weird pet peeve time: When a film depicts an ancient people that have been isolated from the rest of the world for 1000+ years and when it’s found out that they speak many different languages, they always see if they know French and they always do.
FRENCH IS A VERY RECENT LANGUAGE, YOU TWITS! IT DIDN’T REACH ANYTHING RESEMBLING IT’S CURRENT STATE UNTIL THE 15TH CENTURY, THERE’S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MODERN FRENCH!!!
Important blizzard world info– D.Va doesn’t have the skee-ball high score because Sombra either hacked the machine or is some kind of skee-ball genius
junkrat confirmed good at vidyagames
Skee-ball is 100% not a video game
Of course junkrat’s good a skee-ball,his grenades are roughly the same size,so he could have just loaded up skee-balls into his launcher
Can we all enjoy the fact that Captain Old, Soldier 76, is #4?
Junkrat/D.Va confirmed.
As some of you may know, I live in Las Vegas and I just wanted to assure you all that I’m fine. I was nowhere near the strip at the time of the shooting.
-TB
Yeah, okay I guess. It’s not really my take but hey, you do you.
*Terrorists erect statue of Bin Laden at World Trade Center*
“This is a war monument. You can’t tear it down. Those who destroy history are doomed to repeat it.”
PREACH!