WIPs are fun! I’ve been helping a friend with his card game and this is one of the cards he wanted me to make for him. It’s a really fun game in the competitive, deck-building sort of way. Sadly, they’re sold-out online at the moment but we’re prepping for the third generation of prints. This will be my… fifth card I’ve submitted to the game thus far. Perhaps I’ll show off some of the other cards I’ve done in the past. Maybe later. For now, enjoy this!

http://clashofrealms.com/

-TB

Oreo’s Origins 2:

“Jamie, what’s this on the fabricator?”

“What are you talking about?”

“Here on the fabricator. They look like a tiny pair of glasses.”

“That’s weird. Why would anyone use the fabricator to make glasses?”

“That’s just it, they aren’t normal glasses. There’s some serious tech in these things! Wireless comms, full 8x, stereoscopic display, integrated lithium batteries, components alone must have cost a fortune. But when I look through the requisition records, I can’t find any info on them.”

“Well, they can’t just show up out of nowhere. You need grade 18 authorization just to start the fabricator so somebody must have ordered it.”

“Hang on… there’s something weird on the fabricator display. I’ve never seen it show something like this.”

“What does it say?”

“Give to Oreo.”

“Number 6? Huh, this must have come from one of the docs then. Just put it in number 6′s cage before we get written up. We’ll find out who submitted it later.”

Linda: I found this old picture from my High School graduation. God, we stuffed our bras so much back then. And the hair- I can’t believe we all used to think that was so cool. I don’t think I wore that much make-up at once ever again. It always makes my facial fur feel so oily. That’s my friend Amanda on the right. We kinda grew apart after High School so I don’t really know what she’s up to these days. Maybe I’ll see her again some time. I heard she moved nearby a couple years ago from Mia.

“He said he was 20 inches but it was more like 18. He was a huge guy: six foot eight, equine and all muscle… probably part Clydesdale. He totally had an equine cock too, all veiny with that big flare and balls like oranges. Sounds great, right? It really isn’t.

"The thing with big dicks is that they can totally be too big. Anything past ten inches is just a waste- it’s not gonna get any deeper and trying just hurts. Too thick is fine as long as they go slow so I can adjust but that flare was like a freaking knot. I kinda felt bad that I could only take half his full length and it wasn’t for a lack of trying. I was SO sore after and he was still frisky for another go so we just kinda hot-dogged and grinded until he was done. I wouldn’t recommend it. I’ve had way better times with smaller guys.”