America is England’s rebellious child. In America’s younger days, it never saw eye-to-eye with mommy England. Then they had a super serious falling out. Things were said, fights were had and in the end, they went their separate ways. Now America is a young adult and while it still talks with England with mutual respect, there’s not much love lost. After all, it really became what it is today through its own merits. America has become an even greater financial success than it’s parents, though it’s pretty loud and obnoxious about it (possibly daddy issues). Not to mention it has a pretty messed up home life, doesn’t play well with others and has an unusual obsession with firearms. I hope you’re happy, England. It’s gonna take some serious therapy to sort all this out.
America, England's greatest gift to the world.
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