Anonymous
asked:
Asking both Linda and TerdBurgler: 1, 15, 26, 73, 82, 88, 94

1. Is there a boy/girl in your life?

TB: Indeed there is!

Linda: Well, I have a lot of friends, boys AND girls. And Mia is very special to me.

15. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

TB: It really depends on the exhibit. If it’s something like Modernism or god forbid, pop art, Zoo all the way. However, if it’s post modernism, Neo-Classics, anything Renaissance, cubism, surrealism or expressionism, Museum all the way!

Linda: I like the zoo because you get to be outside.

26. Do you have any tattoos?

TB: Nope. I’ve thought about it but nothing ever seriously enough to go through with it.

Linda: No, I haven’t gotten anything. Fur tattoos are pretty complicated to get. Besides, I really like my natural fur coloring.

73. How old will you be in 5 months?

TB: I’ll be 28.

Linda: Uh… That’s really not the sort of thing you talk about with strangers.

TB: She’ll be 26.

Linda: TERD!

82. Has anyone seen your underwear in the last 3 days?

TB: Yeah, my partner sees it every night.

Linda: No- not unless TB’s been peeping on me again. I really never know when TB is watching…

88: What is something you wish you had more of?

TB: TIME.

Linda: I always like to have more friends!

94: Does sex mean love?

TB: Not necessarily.

Linda: Terd! Of coarse sex means love. It’s so tender and intimate, how could you have sex WITHOUT love?

TB: Well, you can have an orgy with a bunch of strangers. You don’t really have a bunch of love flying around in there. It’s all squishy, sloppy lust and desire.

Linda: Oh my god, TB!