That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

Are we not mentioning that Spiderman is strong enough to lift a city bus over his head (10 tonnes) while Natasha would struggle to pick up a Vespa (350 lbs)? You can’t really compare a super-powered kid with a skilled but otherwise ordinary person and cry “equality”.

But if it’ll make you feel better, just think about Jessica Jones tossing Clint Barton around like a toddler with a rag doll.