Neon Genesis Evangelion: High school student too preoccupied with his depression to notice alien invasion

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Petty-ass poor kid ruins everything, forever

Black Lagoon: corporate drone refuses to embrace the quirks of his new coworkers and working conditions

Kill La Kill: Nudist colony gets fucking angry

Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboys

Trigun: Literal Space Cowboys

Macross: jpop kills

Gurren Lagann: Manliness brings hope and saves the universe

Bokurano: Summer camp turns into universal genocide.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: turns out being a magical girl sucks ass

Sword art online: always read the terms and conditions.

Tsuritama: Never go fishing with an alien or you will become a dancing zombie

Tokyo Ghoul: Guy finds hardest way possible to dye his hair

Mob Psycho 100: Puberty is dangerous

Dragon ball: screaming and funky hair

love live school idol festival: Idols will make you cry

Hetalia: Schutzstaffel Aryans are really fucking cute.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Teen girl with Aspergers’ Syndrome is literally God.

Re:Zero: Guy dies a lot, comes back, dies a lot, comes back, dies a lo—

Code Geass: Mecha Hamlet with mind control and Social Darwinism.

Berserk: One eyed man gets angry and hits things.

Monster: Handsome blond man ruins everyone’s lives.

Naruto: Obnoxious little shit wants to become the best around but sucks at everything.

Inuyasha: Local high school girl did not let sleeping dogs lie. Must team up with mystical mutt to find broken jewelry.

Gantz: alienated teen loner deals with their depression by getting a gun and killing everything for sport, is rewarded for doing so 

Gist of the North Star: MMA, Mad Max Edition