blissmanifesto

His clones lacked his legendary skills.

res-orb

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

hungrylikekevin

It was all for not, God.

therealduckandpenguin

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

party-wok

We should have locked that lab.

barelysarcasm

Asked about love, God blue screened.

andribbonsofeuphoria

He was on earth after all.

twoheadedbourbon

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

runonsentencesaboutemotions

He was free. Or was he?

mattfractionblog

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

majingojira

Matter Transmission always gives me gas.

tharook

for sale: baby spaceship, never used

darael

On every world, there is song.

tharook

The higher dimensions began to unravel.

ohgodhesloose

“Have you tried rebooting the universe?”

tharook

Error 404: Person not found. Report?

datmassivepanda

THEY CAME BACK TO DESTROY EARTH.

djynnflyssa

“…Then who’s looking back at us?”

werewolfnl

“Welcome. We’ve long awaited your development.”

ffuffle

They mostly come out at night

clawofthefallen

What god needs with a Starship?

professorplaid

A new frontier, devoid of stars.

bhhammy

….but the creature refused to stop.

saliantsunbreeze

And the moon began to weep…

terdburgler

The robots started thinking for themselves.