I know, right?!? That time when I was 19 and that girl gave me five orgasms in the span of a couple hours I was so confused! I mean.. it felt real. All the signs were there, head rush, body tingles, loss of breath, warmth - so much warmth, exhaustion, elation..just, everything I had come to know an orgasm to be! When I finally came around after feeling like I blacked out, panic struck! I looked around, under the blankets, the pillows, the bed.. and to my confusion -no penis!

My friend asked me what I was looking for, “The Real Thing!!” I screamed! I was sure it had to be somewhere, surely I couldn’t have just experienced such pleasure with The Fake Thing(s). 

I tore my room apart, searched every nook and cranny with no luck. But there was one place I hadn’t checked. I looked to my friend, she lay there on the bed, confused and pretty irritated if I’m being honest. Could it be?? Was she hiding it? I had to find out.

I embarked on my search with gusto. Thoroughly exploring any possible place The Real Thing could have gone. Much to my surprise, the harder I looked, the deeper I went the more she seemed to be enjoying herself! In fact, I dare say she had an orgasm or two herself.

Much later when I’d been pushed away and told “No more.” I collapsed on my bed in confusion. She hadn’t been hiding the thing. I stared at my hand and contemplated what had just happened. Could it be?? Could these fingers be The Real Thing? It didn’t make sense - they didn’t look like a penis! I couldn’t be sure, so I promised myself from that day forward I would devote myself to figuring out this great mystery.

It’s been some time since that fateful night, and I’ve yet to find the answers. I have however, found plenty of orgasms. I will continue to “settle” for the good of humanity and report back with any new findings.

Godspeed, Anon.

Nooooooooope. Nope. Just a party box filled with nope. I checked the closet and all I could find was nope. I went to the yes store and they were all out of stock so I came home with five bags of nope. Diapers ain’t my thing. Don’t do em. Won’t do em. Not unless it’s a generous commission. Then I will begrudgingly do it- but I won’t like it. Other than that, I can direct you to aisle nope where they can serve all your nope needs.

I am fond of role playing but in truth, I generally prefer scenarios with deep characters, an interesting story and meaningful relationships. I’m not too keen on the ‘meet and yiff’ style RPs. I grew out of that some time ago. Most of my RPs are clean these days. I’m actually rather fond of Fillydelphia.com which is a canon-style MLP RP. I’m not all that obsessed with MLP but it’s hard to find a good RP these days that doesn’t quickly degenerate to meta gaming, power gaming and tired stereotypes. It focuses on characters and their personalities, not who is more powerful than who or who’s yiffing who all the time. What can I say? I like inventing and living characters.