Slug, you're a dork bucket. A bucket filled with dork. But the bucket is made of skin that is also humanoid shape so I think it works out nicely.

Is a skin bucket a fancy word for a hat?

Well, any bucket can become a hat with the right amount of imagination.

I’m all for the Mario Karting these days. Wanna race with me? Just look up TerdBurgler on the Miiverse.