Soooo... 95$ approx. for Linda in full color to become *very* friendly with two dog-knotted boys, with a minor setting background?
Anonymous
terdburgler

Pretty much. Though if you really want to actually commission me, you probably shouldn’t be anonymous. There really isn’t a lot I can do when I don’t know who I’m talking to.

Do you have any fetishes?
Anonymous
terdburgler

Would you like that in a CSV formatted spreadsheet or a Sequel database?

Whos pocket do I have to fill to get a picture with Linda? (Dudn't haff tu b dirtee)
zerothewanderer
terdburgler

TerdBurgler’s. You fill TerdBurgler’s pocket to get pictures with Linda. Though it’s traditionally called a commission.