Have you ever considered getting a Fanfiction account and writing down the events of Beach Linda as if it were a story and you the human protagonist?
Anonymous

Not really, no. I can write in small batches but it takes a long, long time to write anything substantial and I’d rather spend that time drawing.

His clones lacked his legendary skills.

res-orb

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

hungrylikekevin

It was all for not, God.

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

We should have locked that lab.

Asked about love, God blue screened.

andribbonsofeuphoria

He was on earth after all.

twoheadedbourbon

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

He was free. Or was he?

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

Matter Transmission always gives me gas.

for sale: baby spaceship, never used

On every world, there is song.

The higher dimensions began to unravel.

ohgodhesloose

“Have you tried rebooting the universe?”

Error 404: Person not found. Report?

THEY CAME BACK TO DESTROY EARTH.

“…Then who’s looking back at us?”

“Welcome. We’ve long awaited your development.”

ffuffle

They mostly come out at night

What god needs with a Starship?

A new frontier, devoid of stars.

….but the creature refused to stop.

And the moon began to weep…

The robots started thinking for themselves.

WHAT YOUR SMASH MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU

also before anyone says shit my main is mario im not one of those nerds that made their fave say like “the coolest person ever!!!”

Into daddy kink…?

Well if it’s Bowser, yeah.

>wants Mario Sunshine HD

What if I use Wendy?

I’m a sadistic monster that reveals in the suffering of others who is into some daddykink, weeaboo furry shit.

Windows 10 seems to be the name of your existence
Anonymous

I think you mean ‘bane’. And I wouldn’t give it so much credit. Sure, it crashed my computer but it’s still a fairly new OS and I am using a custom-built computer so some bumps along the way are expected. I’m sure I would have far better success if I did a clean install of 10 instead of an upgrade install but I’ll still want to give it a few more months before I give it another go.

You’re right, I have come up with a back story for her. Florence is a young student at the local University. She lives in the city with a rather generous scholarship in Anthropology. Though even with the scholarship, she has to make a little extra scratch on the side so she works at the Occult shop with Ri. They don’t work together very often since the shop usually only has one staff on at a time but they can get along.

All that pagan stuff doesn’t really appeal to her spiritually but she does find it fascinating from an academic perspective. But hey, when you’re a bat with a creepy vibe, it’s easy to get work at an occult shop and she was glad to have the easy work which lets her do school work during her shift.