Ever played Brutal: Paws of Fury with is the Unleashed/Above The Claw expansion eventually? Pretty everyone seems to have forgot it. In case, did you have a favorite character? (that isn't Foxy Roxy :) )
Anonymous

Never even heard of it so I looked it up. Dear God, no wonder this thing was forgotten. It’s incredibly forgettable! Graphically, it’s a mess with artistic styles all over the board. No consistency, really wonky animations and outright lazy character designs. One wonders if these people actually know what a real llama looks like! Not only that, they actually made two of these things! The first game on the Sega CD reeks of the CDi days with lazy, cartoonish, pixelated graphics. What’s worse, it entirely fails as a fighting game. Character balance is a joke, control is abysmal and everything moves too darn slow. It’s like some kind of ‘my first Mugen’ game. They also ported it to the SNES which is basically the same game but with worse graphics and no animated cut scenes. And the sequel is even worse! It’s like somebody heard their first game was too slow so they decided that the sequel should be ludicrously fast! Special moves blaze across the screen, balance is still a foreign concept to them and every single character looks like it was outsourced to a different high-school animation enthusiast. You ask what my favorite design would be excluding Foxy but honestly, she wouldn’t be my top pick regardless. She’s an over-sexualized fox wearing a knock-off Sonya Blade recolor and frankly, it’s just insulting. Most other characters are framed around a fighting technique like Kung-Fu Bunny or Kendo Coyote. Even Pantha, Ivan the Bear and Psycho Kitty have character to make up for their lack of fighting style. But Foxy Roxy is just… sexy. That’s her whole thing. And to have the only female character in the game reduced to that is perhaps a sign of the times but still discouraging. Karate Croc or Prince Leon would take my favorite pick.

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Originally posted by crappyhomemadegifs

Cannabis problem? My first time had no effect too, second times often the charm. If this is not the case... have u tried dabs (concentrates taken from the plant, its like the vodka of weed... not that pose u do)?
Anonymous

Actually, I’ve tried three separate times and all of them ended in disaster. My first attempt was from a pipe and I proceeded to have the worst migraines of my life for the next two days. First it was tunnel vision, then cranial pressure, then unending headaches. I was told that some people don’t respond well to smoking it so I tried something else.

Next attempt was gummies. My partner and I split one as she had been told this Sativa strain was quite strong. She had an incredible trip where the muppets came alive. I had headaches, cotton mouth and tunnel vision. Ruined the entire evening.

Last attempt, I tried brownies with the oils infused in the butter. My partner had been taking them medicinally for the past week but she couldn’t get through all of them so I elected to try a bite. Maybe this would be different? I thought I had perhaps skirted danger when I was feeling completely normal two and a half hours later but then, along comes the tunnel vision, cotton mouth and cranial pressure. It was slightly different this time because instead of migraines, I got extreme light sensitivity and had to sequester myself to a dark room to tough it out. Sleeping wasn’t really an option as every time I closed my eyes or laid down, I was met with extreme nausea.

I’ve been told that perhaps I could try a bong or vaping but so far, I’m three for three on awful experiences that ruin entire weekends and really don’t even care anymore. It’s just not freaking worth it. I’m gonna stick to alcohol like a normal person.

-TB

Five days. It had been five days since Armond crossed into the great desert. Each day was hotter than the last as the sand seemed to stretch on forever. But when the Gods give you a calling, it cannot be denied. His feet dragged like granite as the last drop of moisture in him dripped down his nose. As it patted down on the sand, so too did Armond fall, collapsed at his last step in this barren wasteland. As his vision faded, he felt that this was his final calling. After a lifetime of defending his people from goblins, orcs and worse, he was being called to return to the gods.

In the darkness, he could swear he heard a distant voice. It was indiscernable but light and fair like a young maiden. Armond tried to move but he felt a great weight upon him. His eyes slowly opened and before his vision came to clarity, he began to make out a scaled creature with a long, pointed maw and great horns. “Dragon-!?” He blurted as he tried to struggle, feeling that great weight begin to cascade off of him.

“A dragon?” The sweet voice mused. “You’re quite the flatterer, aren’t you?”

It took a moment to realize that sweet voice was coming from the maw before him and as he tried to sit up, he found he was half-burried in sand and the sun had long since fallen. He also found that even sitting, he was taller than the thing before him. “Who… no, what are you?”

“Your guide,” the small, scaled girl replied. “The spirits have called me, just as they have called you. We were destined to meet here at this time to enact their will.”

Armond brought a hand to his head. It was throbbing in pain and every joint felt like stones grinding against stones. “The spirits? It was my Gods that called me here. And just what is it your spirits called you here for?”

“Spirits and Gods do not work that way,” she replied, stepping forward to help Armond stand. “But if we are open to them, we will soon find what they intend for us. But first, we must get you back on your feet. Come with me. There is water at my shelter.”

-TB

Hehe, sounds like somebody has been getting insider info. I most certainly have a ferret that meets that description. This is Snippet, my adorable, precious, devious little shit. She’s the cutest little thing and our first girl that we had gotten. She’s also quick as hell, far too smart for her own good and endlessly persistent. She will find her way into things that we still have no idea how she got there and whenever something catches her interest, you can just watch her thinking. She’ll plan routes, move things to climb on top of them and hide her activities when she knows she’s being watched. She may one day rule the world. All hail our carpet shark overlords.

-TB